love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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