Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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