Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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