You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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