If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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