Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We got so high we made milksteak
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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