Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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