He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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