did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
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i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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