If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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