Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
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oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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