I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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