its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Randomize
