he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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