Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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