on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
FUCK WHALES
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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