he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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