haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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