Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize