and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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