So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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