he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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