I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
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