school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
