But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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