I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
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I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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