your room smells of hookers.
And success
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
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why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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