Don't you send me to vm
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he fucked my hip out of place.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Randomize
