actually, I'm a sock model
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
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please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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