Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
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I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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