He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I am full of burrito and curiosity
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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