im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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