My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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