my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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