I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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