So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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