I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
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haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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