For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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