ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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