We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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