I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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