do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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