I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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