do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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