just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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