you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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