ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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