North Korea, Best Korea!
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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