so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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