I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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