When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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