he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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