Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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