You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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