that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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