Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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