so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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