I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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