if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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