Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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