I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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