it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
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